- Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name
- Teacher: Albus
- Albus: Here!
- Teacher: Doctor
- Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
- Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione
- Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-
- Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
- Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
- Primrose: Here
- Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
- Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
- Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
- Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
- Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
- Teacher: Rory
- Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
- Teacher: ....oh...kay? The?
- Boy with a fedora: Um, actually, its Once-ler
- Teacher: Oh, I'm sorry.
- Once-ler: Its okay. Just watch that tree outside.
- Teacher: And lastly, Draco.
- Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!
A guy camped out for 1D tickets for his sister and went home with 28 girls’ numbers.
